sometimes people dont really understand that having schizophrenia doesn’t permalock me as an angsty 13 year old evanescence fan
the adhd mood when u should be doing Tasks but u can't force yourself to do any of them
While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
ALTit looked like this
Bumped this up in the queue because you all wouldn’t stop tagging me in it
Anonymous asked:
Eyy Sporemouse got accepted into MommyClan! I just wanted to say congratulations!
Thank you! I’m currently setting up @sporemouse and making an “adoption post” for interacting with the clan, I think its gonna be fun!
instead of exterminating rats, the state of New York should hire a rat trainer to round them all up and teach them to do odd jobs. they could clean up litter, scrub the manhole covers… run electrical wires. maybe do some plumbing
there should be a dedicated rat feeding station in every subway. if you pass out drunk on the bus a squadron of 50-60 purebred albino rats should carry you gently down the street back to your home. i know this may all sound rather infeasible—but if you hire me, the pied piper,
jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes
Where’s the post about the guy who turned his life around bc of his shrimp? Bc that’s very relevant here
This guy. This makes me so happy
ID: Anonymous 4chan post: Shrimp saved my life.
- be depressed, suicidal xanax-addicted incel
- one day I go to my /aq/fag uncle's house for some shit
- he has pet shrimp, never seen anything like it before
- he offers to get me some
- throw them in a barely cycled tank with some shitty rock
- several shrimp die
- realize that I killed them with my apathy
- realize I need to take responsibility for once in my life
- do research, learn about water parameters and so on
- eventually I have a beautiful planted tank with no more deaths
- notice a female shrimp carrying eggs
- haven't felt this excited about anything in almost a decade
- the eggs disappear and I once again think I fucked up
- few days later I see a tiny transparent baby shrimp
- suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ
- by this point I live and breathe shrimp
- all my spare time is spent on shrimp research and watching shrimp videos
- spend most of the money I had saved from my last job on shrimp products
- quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending
- Start putting effort into college in hope of getting a good job for my shrimp
- grades improve, no longer facing the prospect of dropping out
- relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself
- l see genuine happiness in their eyes when I talk excitedly about my shrimp
- for my birthday my mom makes me a shrimp cake
- it even has fondant legs and little chocolate eggs
- cry like a little bitch when I see it
- mom hugs me and tells me she's always been proud of me
- college dorm neighbours demand to see my shrimp
- Shit they're gonna think I'm autistic
- they actually think my shrimp are really cool
- they start inviting me to their social events
- start interacting with girls, get told by girls for the first time in my life that I'm fun and smart
- l think my shrimp would be proud of me if they knew
- We're gonna make it bros. Even if you can't do it for yourself, do it for the animals that depend on you.
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Getting my girlfriend knightpreg and when she delivers you hear a muffled "Tally ho!" and the baby rides out of her pussy fully armored riding a foal.
This post does NOT deserve 200 notes.
i feel like counter-trolling is an essential skill that kids online aren’t learning and it’s kinda worrying
like back in my day, the day of online forums, learning how to trick someone in to getting themselves banned was an essential skill. if you could tell someone was a chud, you would ask them short, leading questions and watch them get frustrated and post longer and longer rants until they said something that would catch a mod’s attention and get them banned and/or at least publicly humiliated.
and guess what? that’s the exact same tactics the alt-right use now. these people are exclusively acting in bad faith. every interaction these people post online is done with the intention of getting someone to respond to them so they can screenshot the massive paragraphs of text and laugh
so, what’s the solution?
dare ‘em to post dick pics.
don’t acknowledge the content of the stuff they post. if you see someone trying to engage you in bad faith just dare them to post pictures of their penis until they either get frustrated and leave or get frustrated and do it. either way they lose.
this is the tactic used by the fans of a podcast (that i haven’t listened to) called the Chapo Trap House, and 4chan’s /pol/ users fucking HATE them. they hate Chapo Trap House and think they’re crazy because Chapo Trap House fans refuse to engage in meaningful debate and repeatedly demand dick pics. they get frustrated and leave. it works.
Some of you never used your position as a mod on an a series of unfortunate events forum to get a racist troll to post evidence of their tax fraud and it shows
…that second comment is oddly specific and I’m a little scared
not to alarm anyone but there is a fictional man loose in my brain. keep an eye out.
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